My PowerPoint
This is my PowerPoint. There are many like it but
mine is 7.0.
My PowerPoint is my best friend. It is my life. I must
master it as I master my life.
My PowerPoint without me is useless. Without my
PowerPoint, I am useless.
I must format my slides true. I must brief them better
than the other J-cells who are trying to out brief me. I
must brief the impact on the CINC before he asks me. I
will!
My PowerPoint and myself know that what counts in this
war is not the number of slides, quantity of animations,
the colors of the highlights, or the format of the
bullets. We know that it is the new information that
counts. We will brief only new information!
My PowerPoint is human, even as I, because it is my
life. Thus I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its fonts,
its accessories, its formats, and its colors.
I will keep my PowerPoint slides current and ready to
brief. We will become part of each other. We will!
Before God I swear this creed. My PowerPoint and myself
are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our
subject. We are the saviors of my career.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no
enemy, but peace (and the next exercise)!
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